You Are Albanian When...

"Buzz Feed" is an American website that recently analyzed albanians band publishing an article with a list with characteristics tipical of albanians titled "Do you know you are Albanian when ..." Below we bring for you 25 features of albanians, that distinguish them from other peoples: 1.Half of the people you know are your cousins. and as expected your grandparents make sure you meet with all of them at least for once in your life. Even when it comes to 4th generation cousins. 2. You tip even at supermarkets After purchasing all you want, you just like to let some money for worker. Lovely. 3. In your wedding you have about 400 guests. Meanwhile you know 1/4 of them. 4. If you are Albania that live in Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro, you have to practice patriotic tourism. Visiting the Albanian coast every summer of your life, spending there your money makes you a undeniable patriot. 5. The possibilities are that your home contains more alcohol than the bar of your neighborhood. Vec pak raki 6. Can't wear the same dress in two weddings. 7. Every time your grandfather see the politicians in TV he will yell at them for 20 mins. 8. You use RAKI for everything Medicine, drink, cleanser, and the list goes on. 9. Your mother is obsessed with cleaning the house 7times a day If any guest/foreigner arrives at your house and it's a mess she will not sleep for a week. 10. When your grandmother gets an heart attack, if you have not eaten. 11. There is more meat in your fridge than at the supermarket 12. You are with 4 friends at the table and each one of you have different political views 13. Even a month after New Eve you keep eating Bakllava this thing does not have an end. 14. There is always a relative that your grandparents do not talk to. 15. If you’re over for dinner, the Albanian hosts refuse to believe that your stomach has a stretching limit and get offended if you don’t finish your 5th plate. "Jo per zotin u ngopa"! 16. Your grandmother will still get up and make you food even though she may be in her deathbed. 17. You carry some form of the flag with you whether that’s a shirt, necklace, tattoo or a wallpaper on your cell phone. 18. You celebrate all of the religious holidays, regardless of your faith. 19. You are in a restaurant with other Albanian families and there is a 10 minute fight about who is going to pay, which may include swearing, hitting and ever ripping someone else’s money. I said, let me pay! I said, let me pay! 20. Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American girlfriends. 21. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community. 22. Whenever you’re with an Albanian and you don’t know their name u just call them “ej Shqipe” 23. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway. 24. Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school. 25. You get mad so fast.